I also got this Thing t-shirt today. I totally forgot I had ordered it.
Crooked septum ruining photos forever #personal
This fucking movie man. I can’t even. #nightmareonelmstreet #freddysrevenge
Totally forgot I managed to score this poster for free a couple weeks back.
All I want to do is listen to this album right now. Memorriiieeesssss
Got an oogie-boogie, replaced some stuffing with some cat nip, gave it to Knoxville and he turned into a death machine. Took it away from him and I got a death glare.
Welcome to our office @voldemortist
I became a Twi’lek bounty hunter from Hoth with Han as my mentor!
got tickets for the calgary comic expo today.
i will meet misha and it will be awkward.

It’s finally happening. I’m throwing up. #theevildead #evildead
Taking a photo of Ghost Ship for Instagram just to spite Jon. (This is Quinn from Dexter btw. Baby face)
my hair. its getting out of control. send help. its like 30 feet long.
Late night cuddles with the little guy. He hasn’t been feeling very good lately, I’m pretty sure he’s got a hairball that won’t come out.
Look who can now officially leave the country!
Another adventure in the kitty hammock.